Top 5 songs about the masturbatin
If you’re anything like me (and who wouldn’t want to be like me?) you’ve just woken up at 3pm on a Saturday on a comedown with nothing but a long […]
The kids who grow our cannabis
Like many other things used by those in power to terrify us (young people, crime, immigration) cannabis use in the UK is actually slowly declining. Quite why this should be […]
Top 5 SNP Homophobes
Even if I’m not about to run out and buy myself a wedding dress, I’m still glad equal marriage legislation is happening in Scotland. I’m also glad our legislation isn’t […]
More Tory Visits – our only demand
Many years ago there existed an organisation called Class War, a bunch of anarcho-jokers who pioneered the art of lefty trolling back before anyone even knew what trolling was. They even went to all […]
WEEKLY WANKER #006: HORACIO CORTES
This weeks incumbent is not a fading pop-star or even a fading soap-star. He is, if anything, a rising star, having this week won Paraguay’s Presidential Election in emphatic fashion, […]
Why North Korea is not as crazy as you think it is.
By Bandy Aowdenek Somewhere in a bunker in Pyongyang Kim Jong Un is sat surrounded by the lads from the Pyongyang University Union, as they chant “DO IT, DO IT, […]
A Thousand Flowers 