Gove, actually

Today marks the Feast of St Valentine, patron saint of beekeepers, happy marriages, plague, epilepsy, love and Conservative education ministers. To celebrate all these things, self-styled thinking man’s cabinet minister Michael Gove has released an entire album packed full of Valentine’s classics! It’s probably the greatest Gove album the world has ever seen, and fortunately we’ve been leaked a copy of the entire tracklist!

the answer is ‘oh baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more’

today, Michael has been sent to the naughty chair

Yes that really is David Cameron

YES I AM

Before he breaks your heart

these are real models of Michael Gove.

I’ve never forgiven michael gove for the bit where he lets michael gove drown

Ever fallen in Gove, in Gove with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in Gove with?

OUT NOW AT ALL GOOD RECORD STORES – GET YOURS BEFORE THEY ALL GO-VE!

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Further ‘reading’:

NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL… TRADE UNION KARAOKE CLASSICS

WEEKLY WANKER #026: LORD KITCHENER

THE BAKING INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX

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